So i'm just sittin at the ol Emery residence thinkin bout shiet i should blog about, really can't think of nothin at all so what am i doing? i'm righting down everything i'm thinking about. okay maybe not everything but i try like hell. Friggin just downloaded a new Big Smo album! pretty much the highlight of my night. i was gonna go look at a truck today but the friggin bastards sold it right out from under me and didn't say a word man i was madder than a legless eathiopian watchin a donut roll down a hill i tell ya what. That leaves me still vehicleless, it sucks. I found a benz today though with a friggin V8, can you magine that? I could tear some serious shit up with that and still look like one classy mofo. I bet she'll roast a tire guy, throw a glasspack on it and she'll be go for a bout 10 grand on mint.com no doubt. Oh! before I forget, I wrote a dank ass poem about bonfires n' shit!
Bonfires!
By Yours truly
Big and small
I love em all, Skinny or fat
A bonfires a bonfire thats all I gotta say about that
I call up the crew
Load up the pickup
Do a burnout in the morning dew
I simply don’t give a flyin f**K
Just about noon
I call all my friends
I act like I have a lot of em!
But I only got like 10
Lets have a party!
Everyone grab a cup
And get a bit tardy!
I look at my friends
And all my buds
When it comes to an end
I say “Man i love burnin tires
That one was a 10
man I love friggin bonfires”
Great poem!
ReplyDeleteI think the pooooem was great and you should use gas next time to start it
ReplyDeleteThis post is so great, it should count as all six.
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