Saturday, March 22, 2014

So i'm just sittin at the ol Emery residence thinkin bout shiet i should blog about, really can't think of nothin at all so what am i doing? i'm righting down everything i'm thinking about. okay maybe not everything but i try like hell.  Friggin just downloaded a new Big Smo album! pretty much the highlight of my night. i was gonna go look at a truck today but the friggin bastards sold it right out from under me and didn't say a word man i was madder than a legless eathiopian watchin a donut roll down a hill i tell ya what. That leaves me still vehicleless, it sucks. I found a benz today though with a friggin V8, can you magine that? I could tear some serious shit up with that and still look like one classy mofo.  I bet she'll roast a tire guy, throw a glasspack on it and she'll be go for a bout 10 grand on mint.com no doubt. Oh! before I forget, I wrote a dank ass poem about bonfires n' shit!
Bonfires!
By Yours truly
Big and small
I love em all, Skinny or fat
A bonfires a bonfire thats all I gotta say about that
I call up the crew
Load up the pickup
Do a burnout in the morning dew
I simply don’t give a flyin f**K
Just about noon
I call all my friends
I act like I have a lot of em!
But I only got like 10
Lets have a party!
Everyone grab a cup
And get a bit tardy!
I look at my friends
And all my buds
When it comes to an end
I say “Man i love burnin tires
That one was a 10
man I love friggin bonfires”

3 comments:

  1. I think the pooooem was great and you should use gas next time to start it

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  2. This post is so great, it should count as all six.

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